As the players moan and groan about
the conditions at St. Andrews, and particularly their dissatisfaction with stopping and starting
the second round, let’s take one last look at the gripes about Chambers Bay
from the golfers, most of whom ironically did not finish within shouting
distance of Messrs. Spieth and Johnson:
Original Song: Jim Dandy (Made famous by Black Oak Arkansas)
Songwriter/ Composer – Lincoln Chase
(Also wrote “The Name Game”)
Publishers: Embassy
Music Corporation
Unichappell
Music Inc.
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Like putting on some broccoli!
Go, Gary Player! Go, Ian Poulter!
Go, Gary Player! Go, Ian Poulter!
I was standing on a tee box.
250 feet to drop.
Might as well be on a runaway horse
Man I can’t stand this golf course.
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Go, Henrik Stenson! Go, Billy Horschel!
250 feet to drop.
Might as well be on a runaway horse
Man I can’t stand this golf course.
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Go, Henrik Stenson! Go, Billy Horschel!
One day, I met a guy named Rory.
He was feeling kind of sorry.
I'm a Dandy, the kind of guy
Who can't stand to see a pro golfer cry.
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Go, Graeme McDowell! Go, Mr. Chris Kirk!
He was feeling kind of sorry.
I'm a Dandy, the kind of guy
Who can't stand to see a pro golfer cry.
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Go, Graeme McDowell! Go, Mr. Chris Kirk!
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
This tournament’s a tragedy!
Go, Gary Player! Go, Henrik Stenson!
Go, Gary Player! Go, Henrik Stenson!
Pros putting on a crazy green
Poa annua messing up the scene.
Kentucky bluegrass is just a weed.
Jones Junior’s course does the dirty deed!
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Go, Gary Player! Go, Ian Poulter!
Poa annua messing up the scene.
Kentucky bluegrass is just a weed.
Jones Junior’s course does the dirty deed!
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Go, Gary Player! Go, Ian Poulter!
Once upon a time, I went to Maine.
Got a ticket on a DC plane.
Mr. Dandy didn't need no chute!
I was high and ready to boot!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Got a ticket on a DC plane.
Mr. Dandy didn't need no chute!
I was high and ready to boot!
Jim Dandy to the rescue!
Once upon a time, pros played the Bay.
Not coming back any day,
Mr. Woods didn't make the cut!
The Bear is safe, it’s a natural fact!
Not coming back any day,
Mr. Woods didn't make the cut!
The Bear is safe, it’s a natural fact!
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Pro golfers hate the fescue!
Like putting on some broccoli!
Go, Gary Player! Go, Ian Poulter!
Go, Gary Player! Go, Ian Poulter!
AMDG