Saturday, December 31, 2016

Celebrate Hogmanay!



Whether the world knows it or not, tonight a large swath of humanity pays homage to Robert Burns, the poet laureate of Scotland.  His poem and song, Auld Lang Syne, written in 1788, will be sung at midnight by hundreds of millions of people around the globe, and I would guess that only a minuscule percentage of those revelers will know who wrote it and what it means.

While I could find no reference to Robert Burns playing golf during a quick trip through the Internet, I believe he was a sportsman, as he was a member of the Royal Company of Archers in 1792.  And Burns was born in Ayrshire, home of several of the world’s greatest courses (Royal Troon, Turnberry and Prestwick, the home of the first Open Championship).  

While the game of golf predates Auld Lang Syne by centuries (the first documented mention of golf in Scotland appears in a 1457 Act of the Scottish Parliament, an edict issued by King James II of Scotland prohibiting the playing of the games of golf and football  as these were a distraction from archery practice for military purposes) it’s hard to imagine a true Scotsman who does not (and for many centuries did not) have golf in his blood.   

So give a passing thought to  Rabbie (not Rabbi) Burns when you drunkenly warble his melancholy tribute to days gone by at midnight tonight, and dream later of making memories in the future from rounds of golf played with family and friends.

No One Challenges Me With Impunity!

Here are the original words to perhaps the world’s most famous poem:

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne?

CHORUS:
For auld lang syne, my jo,
for auld lang syne,
we'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
And surely ye'll be your pint-stoup!
and surely I'll be mine!
And we'll tak' a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS
We twa hae run about the braes,
and pou'd the gowans fine;
But we've wander'd mony a weary fit,
sin' auld lang syne.

CHORUS
We twa hae paidl'd in the burn,
frae morning sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roar'd
sin' auld lang syne.


Image courtest of the Royal Company of Archers.
Licensed in Creative Commons
AMDG

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Does Anybody Really Know What Time or When?



So, when does the PGA Tour (the official home of the Fedex Cup, by the way) start up again?  What, it already has?  Wait, there have been ten tournaments already, seven of them awarding Fedex Cup points?  Why haven’t I seen them on TV?  Oh, most of these tournaments weren’t on network television, just the Golf Channel? And they were played in places like Kuala Lumpur, Shanghai China , Playa del Carmen, Mexico, Melbourne Australia (not Florida) and the Bahamas?  Why not play in the U.S. in places like Napa, California and Jackson, Mississippi?  Oh, they did?
And Tiger Woods made a comeback (of sorts) at the  at Albany, New Providence, the Bahamas?  How did I miss that?

Well, I’m confused.  Like the great band Chicago (originally the Chicago Transit Authority, and finally elected into the Rock and roll Hall of Fame in last year’s class, after a scandalously long wait) asks, Does anyone really know what time it is?
 
25 Or 6 To 4 Is My Handicap

Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
Written by Robert William Lamm
 Copyright © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc,
Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG Rights Management US, LLC

As I was walking off the green one day
A man came up to me and asked me when the PGA Tour was going to start this year ,
And I said

Does anybody really know when the PGA starts
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why, no, no
We've all got time before Hawaii

And I was walking off the course  one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her pitch shot had stopped cold dead
And I said

Does anybody really know when the PGA starts
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why, no, no
We've all got time before Hawaii

And I was walking along the Hope Challenge ropes
Being pushed and shoved by people
Trying to see Tiger, oh, no I just don't know
I don't know, I don’t know, oh
And I said, yes I said

Does anybody really know when the PGA starts
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why, no, no
We've all got time before Tiger wins again

                                                     Copyright R.E. Kelly 2012-2017
                                                                   AMDG 

Image by Nico Brussels.