The Battle Hymn Of The Re-Publinx
(Battle Hymn of the Republic by
Julia Ward Howe)
Mine eyes have seen the glory
of the coming of his horde
They are tramping down the
fairways
Where the King of Golf has scored
He hath hitched his fateful
trousers
on his terrible swift charge,
His Army marches on.
Chorus:
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His Army marches on.
I have seen him as he's cheered
on
by ten thousand circling fans,
he has builded Golf, the modern
game
as one of its great champs
We could guess his righteous
scoring
by the din of roaring fans;
His Army marches on.
Chorus:
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His Army marches on.
I have known of Arnie's gospel
Writ in burnished irons of steel
Arnie has so few condemners,
Because his grace is real;
Let the golfers born of woman
regard him as the ideal;
His Army marches on.
Chorus:
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His Army marches on.
He has always played a golf game
that never sounded a retreat;
While graying hair means higher
scores
his legend grows replete.
Oh! Be swift, my soul to answer
him,
be jubilant, my feet!
Our King is marching on.
Chorus:
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His Army marches on.
(Solemnly now)
In the beauty of St. Andrews
Golf was born across the sea
With a glory in Her bosom
Golf transfigures you and me;
As he played to make golf holy
let us sing on the first tee,
While Arnie marches on:
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Our Arnie marches on.
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SANDIE
(Mandy- Words and Music by Scott English and Richard
Kerr; Publishers Morris Music
Inc.; Screen
Gems-Emi Music Inc.)
I remember all my shots
Raining down as soft as ice
A shadow of a game
A ball through a window
Crying in my beer
The night goes into
Morning, just an awful game
My opponents have their way
Standing in the trap
I swing from memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, oh Sandie
Well you came and you sank no more raking
And I sent you away, oh Sandie
And you kissed me and stopped me from putting
And I need you today, oh Sandie
I'm standing with this wedge of mine
Swung away when
turn was mine
Shot up in a swirl, ball uphill climbing
The dirt is in my eyes
And nothing is dropping, oh Sandie
Well you came and you sank no more raking
And I sent you away, oh Sandie
And you kissed me and stopped me from putting
And I need you today, oh Sandie
Lessons are a dream
Now I face the music
Buried in the sand
The club is falling, oh Sandie
Well you came and you sank no more raking
And I sent you away, oh Sandie
And you kissed me and stopped me from putting
And I need you today, oh Sandie
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FOUR
JERK
(Cool Jerk - Words
and music by Donald
Storball
Trio Music Company, Publishers)
Four- jerk, four-jerk, four-jerk,
four-jerk
This cat they're
talking about
I know it must be me
'Cause I know I'm the worst
putter yet
The worst putter that you
ever did see
When you see me stabbing
on the green
And they laughing and
they scream
All the trash talk they
wish to dis me with
But they know I'm the
king of the four jerks
Ah ha ha
Look at them guys
looking at me like I'm a fool
Ah but deep down inside
they know four putts rule
I said now,
I said now the moment
of truth has finally come
When I was gonna do
some, some of that four jerk
All right, now I want
to hear a little bit
of the drums by the
caddie here
All right, now I want
to hear a little bit of
bass with those double snowmen
All right, now let's
hear the caddiemaster fall in
All right now
everybody, I see you blastin’
Ah you're cooking,
you're smoking
Come on people can you sink
it?
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Ode to Another King - Elvis Has Left The Golf Course
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When's The Next Swing Plane toAugusta ?
SUSPICIOUS NINES
(Words and music by Mark James (Francis Zambon);
Sony/ATV
Songs LLC, Publishers)
(The
songwriter, Mark James, not Elvis, did the very first recording of the song in
1968 on the Scepter Label)
I'm caught in a trap; I can't
chip out
Because I gambled too much
baby
Wait 'til you see what they
will do to me
When I go and tell them I
can't pay
I can't go on a-playin' these
suspicious nines
These low-down and betrayin'
suspicious nines
In the rough and the trees,
dribbled shots from the tees
I've found every hazard in
this pasture
There I go again, put down
another ten
I'm losin' more than I made
last year
I can't go on a-playin' these
suspicious nines
These low-down and betrayin'
suspicious nines
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
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When's The Next Swing Plane toAugusta ?
Title: Leaving On A Jet
Plane.
Words & Music: H. J. Deutschendorf, Jr. (John Denver)
Copyright Claimant:
Robbins Music Corporation (PWH)
All my clubs are
packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here, can’t wait no more
I got to wake you up to say goodbye
The dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The swing coach's waiting, his meter’s on
Already I'm so happy I could cry.
Chorus:
So kiss me and smile for me
Don’t bother to wait up for me
Don’t hold me, please just let me go.
I'm standing here, can’t wait no more
I got to wake you up to say goodbye
The dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The swing coach's waiting, his meter’s on
Already I'm so happy I could cry.
Chorus:
So kiss me and smile for me
Don’t bother to wait up for me
Don’t hold me, please just let me go.
‘Cause I'm workin’ on
my swing plane
Don't know if you’ll be back again
Oh, babe, you have to go.
There's so many times you let me down
So many times I've duffed a round
Because of you, I’ve lost tons of bling
Every course I play, I won’t think of you
Every time I swing, I won’t swing like you
If I come back, it means I’ve lost everything.
Chorus:
So kiss me and smile for me
Don’t bother to wait up for me
Don’t hold me, please just let me go.
Don't know if you’ll be back again
Oh, babe, you have to go.
There's so many times you let me down
So many times I've duffed a round
Because of you, I’ve lost tons of bling
Every course I play, I won’t think of you
Every time I swing, I won’t swing like you
If I come back, it means I’ve lost everything.
Chorus:
So kiss me and smile for me
Don’t bother to wait up for me
Don’t hold me, please just let me go.
‘Cause I'm workin’ on
my swing plane
Don't know if you’ll be back again
Oh, babe, you have to go.
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Then close your eyes, and I'll be on my way.
Dream about the days gone by
When on the backswing my elbow flies
About those faults, I will gladly say,
Chorus:
So kiss me and smile for me
Don’t bother to wait up for me
Don’t hold me, please just let me go.
Don't know if you’ll be back again
Oh, babe, you have to go.
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Then close your eyes, and I'll be on my way.
Dream about the days gone by
When on the backswing my elbow flies
About those faults, I will gladly say,
Chorus:
So kiss me and smile for me
Don’t bother to wait up for me
Don’t hold me, please just let me go.
‘Cause I'm workin’ on
my swing plane
Don't know if you’ll be back again
Oh, babe, you have to go.
Don't know if you’ll be back again
Oh, babe, you have to go.
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