Observations after the first three days of the 2020 PGA
championship:
1. From this fan’s perspective
the TPC Harding Park golf course is a bust. Kudos for using a municipal course
for the PGA Championship for a second consecutive year. However, to this observer’s eye it is the
most boring layout for a major championship in recent memory. It is wide open
and flat, allowing the big hitters (read: DJ, the insufferable Bryson the Mad
Scientist, the aptly-named Cameron Champion – maybe PGA Champion after today - and
Brooks Koepka) to bomb away, giving them a huge advantage over the distance-challenged
rest of the field. (Of the top 17
golfers on the PGA leaderboard heading into Sunday, the top 3 (DJ, Champion, Scheffler),
4 of the top 6 and 8 of the top 17 (more
than half) were in the top 21 in this season’s Driving Distance, according to
PGA statistics, with Champion a scant 3 yards average behind the first-place Mad
Scientist.
And the fact that there is only one par-five hole on each
nine, one of them 605 yards long (!), the other 562 yards in length, one par-four at 515 yards, and five
more par-four holes weighing in at 470 yards or longer, renders the course even
more challenging for the shorter hitters (and boring to those of us at home.). If
not for a stiff breeze and uneven distribution of rough surrounding the
fairways and greens, the scores would closely resemble vastly under-par scores
at the typical weekly PGA stop at the West Tumbleweed Open.
2. The ESPN coverage is unspeakably abominable. I have
been watching for three days and I still don't know who the commentators are
for ESPN. If I didn't know the voice of Scott Van Pelt and his reference on air
to David Duval I would be completely in the dark. And OMG, Andy North, really?
Not only does he add nothing to the telecast, but he also he has been assigned for some strange reason
to cover Tiger Woods and his so-called marquee group. Granted, North won the
U.S. Open twice, but that was 42 and 35 years ago, respectively when the courses
were engineered to favor short, accurate hitters.
On the other hand, North won only one other tournament on
the PGA Tour, and missed the cut in 40% of the majors in which he participated.
And about the aforementioned SVP. I realize that he is,
speaking of marquee attractions, the king of ESPN, in terms of longevity and
some limited talent in certain situations.
But hosting ESPN’S golf coverage is not one of them. Granted, the bar established by his
predecessor Chris “Boomer” Berman from 1986 to 2014, was set remarkably
low. Nevertheless, SVP’s succession of snarky
remarks and inside references to cultural artifacts, n one of which were pertinent
to the golf tournament being held in the background, are typical of the
smugness exhibited by ESPN personalities over the years from the golden age of
Dan Patrick and Keith Olbermann to the
present day. But this attitude is
completely off-putting in 2020 (and they wonder why ESPN’s ratings are
down.)
Oh, and is there some unwritten rule that ESPN may not
hire a commentator who speaks with a British or other, similar foreign accent? Good grief.
Who knew that golf audiences everywhere would be pining for the dulcet tones of Jim
Nantz, Nick Faldo and the other supremely professional commentators on the CBS golf
coverage. And if I hear one more
reference “Georgia
bulldogs” I may scream.
3. This is stating the obvious but Tiger Woods
can't putt worth a lick any more. It is one of the reasons why this blogger
predicted that Tiger Woods would not win this event. And most likely will not
win another major and may not win another golf event. Anytime a golfer changes
putters right before an event it is not a good sign.
AMDG
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