Does Anybody Really Know What Time or When?

So, when does the PGA Tour (the official home of the Fedex Cup, by the way) start up again?  What, it already has?  Wait, there have been ten tournaments already, seven of them awarding Fedex Cup points?  Why haven’t I seen them on TV?  Oh, most of these tournaments weren’t on network television, just the Golf Channel? And they were played in places like Kuala Lumpur, Shanghai China , Playa del Carmen, Mexico, Melbourne Australia (not Florida) and the Bahamas?  Why not play in the U.S. in places like Napa, California and Jackson, Mississippi?  Oh, they did?

And Tiger Woods made a comeback (of sorts) at the  at Albany, New Providence, the Bahamas?  How did I miss that?

Well, I’m confused.  Like the great band Chicago (originally the Chicago Transit Authority, and finally elected into the Rock and roll Hall of Fame in last year’s class, after a scandalously long wait) asks, Does anyone really know what time it is?

 

25 Or 6 To 4 Is My Handicap

Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

Written by Robert William Lamm

 Copyright © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc,

Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG Rights Management US, LLC

As I was walking off the green one day
A man came up to me and asked me when the PGA Tour was going to start this year ,
And I said

Does anybody really know when the PGA starts

Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why, no, no
We've all got time before Hawaii

And I was walking off the course  one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her pitch shot had stopped cold dead
And I said

Does anybody really know when the PGA starts

Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why, no, no
We've all got time before Hawaii

And I was walking along the Hope Challenge ropes
Being pushed and shoved by people
Trying to see Tiger, oh, no I just don't know
I don't know, I don’t know, oh

And I said, yes I said

Does anybody really know when the PGA starts

Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why, no, no
We've all got time before Tiger wins again

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